WTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lem (Opabinia)

                It should have been frantic, but everyone learns, I guess. 6:05, Friday, June 17th, 2016 (duh about that last one). Oops, I should explain WTO (What The Opabinia) I'm talking about. We were packing for our NH trip. We were going to stay in   We ended up with chillax time (well, except for Jabe, because he slept in). I used that time in the hammock. I was thinking about life and purpose. And after long and deep thought, I found that the meaning and purpose of life is... oops, I have to stay on topic. So anyway, we had to wait for Mom to come home, and the suspense was unbearable.
                   When mom finally did get home, Jabe hadn't finished packing! This time though, it wasn't  suspense. It was just boredom. nf nfvvvvvvvvvzbehhbhjvbhvbhhbvbnbbh jhebvbhhbhbburevgyuvbhgyryg OH NO!!!!!!! i FELL ASLEEP!!!!!!!! UM, DO i HAVE CAPS LOCK ON? THIS IS A TEST NHGNGRYEYRFGFTERGRGFGKYUGFGYJGTYSEYGFTSEJYTGRTGHTGYHSGYRBG  i GUess I did have  CAPS LOCK on.
                    After a long struggle, we finally  got into the car. At the start, we went on the same route that we took for Kung Fu, but when we turned onto the highway, it stopped being the same. On the way, we listened to spirit animals book two. Somewhere on the highway, I decided to pretend to pick up vehicles. I got an excavator, an oil truck, and HUGE trucks, and with them I... DARN I HAVE TO STAY ON TOPIC11I FORGOT I HAD CAPS LOCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    Anyway, around that time, my brothers got chaotic. They were wrestling slappyfighting,  and doing other weird things I can't remember. Mm had to talk to them, but they didn't stop for a while. After that, the ride got more tranquil. We continued listening  to the book. It was good, but that came to an end when... Oh, it's 10:23! I'll tell you later.         
                   Now where was I? Oh yeah. The good times came to an end when we got...hungry! As normal on road trips, we went to McDonald's. Hank ordered a crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich and a medium fountain drink, Jabe and I both ordered 10 piece chicken nuggets with a medium fountain drink, and mom and dad both ordered a crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich with a small fountain drink. We got a break from the car, and the only problem was the constant noise of the air dryers.
                    We got back on the road, and it was calm for a while. As  should be expected by now, it got more chaotic. We had a vote on which cave place to go to. Naturally, my idea didn't stand, so I was a little bit frustrated. After that, we lapsed back into calm.
                     Surprisingly, we survived the trip to lost river. When we got there, I was worried about the heat, but I would have worse worries. Jabe was suddenly interested in collecting rocks (even now I don't know why). Mom explained why it was called lost river. After that, we went to the "base".
                     When we started, I thought that the caves would be close to where we were. That image was quickly shattered, and if it weren't for the view, I would have given up. Once we had gotten to the first cave, I was a little disappointed. I had remembered that cave being more exciting. Still, a cave is a cave, and the cave, while not being all that fun, was still awesome.
                      After that, the view and the caves got better. On the 6th cave, it started with a really tall and steep ladder. After that, there was a nice cool rock. Then there was a low passageway. It was followed by 2 similar passages. Finally, we came upon a precariously wet ladder.
                     qewyger begvvbvw bjeb8  bfe gv ehiv nedgj leetjibr beta alpha. Oh sorry about that, I just got bore... AUGH!!!!!! I HAVE TO STAY ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aNYWAYS, we did that cave twice more. I could explain more of the other caves, but it has been a month, and most of them were not interesting enough. On the lemon squeezer, we had to go through a small wooden gap to enter. There were more tight squeezes, but the worst had yet to come.
                     That cave fed into another cave. It was called... THE DUNGEON. I said the worst had yet to come in the last paragraph, and this was the place. We went into a chamber, and I could not find the exit. Jabe did though.
                     It was then that I saw the exit. It was the smallest exit in all the caves, but I still thought I could do it. After Jabe went through but before I did, I saw Mom, Dad, and Hank! Then, I went through and it wasn't much trouble. Of course, we did it twice more.
                     At the last cave... oh sorry, I played with the settings. Anyways, mom lost her sunglasses. My cut(remember this for later) was healing. After more awesome stuff, we made it back to the car.
                     We were taking a very scenic route through the mountains. There were lots of  scenic overlooks, and Pokémon Go! hadn't been invented yet. The forests and mountains were amazing. As usual, we were going on the Kancamagus highway. This time, I didn't know exactly where we were going.
                     We came to a small town, and I was confused about why. Then I realized that was where the cabin was. When we drove in, I was hyper. The wait was unbearable. Eventually, we made it into the cabin.